quotes season 11

 

episode 1 - one for the road

Neela: Is not a good time? If you're too busy I'll just come back after your shift.
Abby: No, it's fine.
Ray: Abby, where is the Markin?
Abby: Drug locket, middle cabinet.
Ray: Right, and the drug lock-
Abby: Behind you.
Ray: Thank you.
Neela: ... who's that?
Abby: Is one of the other new interns.

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episode 3 - try carter

Ray: Didn't she used to work in the hospital?

Neela: We have a special on our fourth of July cupcakes, buy two and get one free.
Ray: Wow, sweet.

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episode 5 - an intern's guide to the galaxy

Neela: Does everyone know I had a completely melt down and quit?
Ray: Hey, Doctor Jumbomart, how ya feeling?

Ray: He needs a chest tube.
Neela: Open a chest tube tray!
Abby: ...you carry a scalpal?
Ray: A bonesaw's too bulky...

Neela: Huge haemothorax!
Ray: How come nobody told me you were such a badass?

Neela: What's RW stand for?
Abby: Really whiney?
Ray: Refusal to walk.
Neela: Refusal to walk has its own abbreviation?

Neela: Twenty five?
Ray: It's just two an hour.

Ray: Chocolate?
Neela: ... *looks away*

Neela: Looks pretty rough in there.
Ray: The guy is brain dead.
Neela: They have kids?
Ray: Three.
Neela: Coming?
Ray: No, they're too young.
Neela: You ok?
Ray: *sigh* Yeah, s'just part of the job.
Jane: Bruise guy's CBC is finally back.
Neela: It's full of blasts.
Ray: Ever told anyone they had leukaemia before?
Neela: Part of the job...

Neela: Ray, how is it that you get lice and athlete's foot and I get new onset leukaemia, tertiary syphillis and a referral from Kazakhstan?
Ray: Wow, you got some cool cases.

Neela: You get jammed finger, I get intussusception.
Ray: Are you accusing me of cherry-picking charts Neela? That hurts.
Neela: Síndrome de Evans con varicela, ceguera inexplicable, Proteinuria idiopática, LOC NOS, fibrosis cística con SBO. Y un adicto a la heroí­na con un absceso en el trasero que vomitó en mi cabeza.
Ray: Si, eres una ganadora.
Neela: Fine, I'm just slow then.
Ray: You're not slow.... you're just differently-abled. Don't let Pratt get to you ok, Abby's slower than you are... not that he'd ever call her out on it. Attendings love her, nurses protect her, it must be nice to be the teacher's pet...

Neela: Damnit!
Ray: Donut?
Neela: He's gone.
Ray: Who?
Neela: My leukaemia patient, I'm such an idiot! I didn't even tell him he had cancer but I think he knew.
Ray: Ok you're not making a lot of sense right now.
Neela: He thinks he's being punished by God for something he did, I should've realised he was a flight risk.
Ray: No, no, If he was set on splitting there's nothing you could've done about that.
Neela: I could have told him that it was treatable, he has a good shot at complete remission!
Ray: There isn't enough time to help the people who want help, don't beat yourself up over the people who don't.
Neela: He was distraught, and I left him alone so I could go and do research.
Estudiante 1: Dude, where'd you go?
Estudiante 2: Jane is gonna hang with us, ok?
Jane: You seem stressed out.
Ray: It's about time for the nurses' night time feeding, better go!

Pratt: Excuse me ladies, let's review the standings. Ray's still in the lead with 25.
Ray: I got 26.
Pratt: Ah. Abby at 19, Neela brings up the rear with 16.
Ray: File this under Neela.
Neela: And why would you do that?
Ray: Because you're lonely/you'll owe me.
Policia: Hey. There's a patient with an ER wrist band whose upstairs in the chapel. It's been there for a couple of hours­.
Pratt: Hey, where are you going? You only have 16!

Ray: After work cocktail?
Neela: That's totally gross.
Ray: Mmmm, let's go get a real drink then?

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episode 7 - white guy, dark hair

Neela: Why isn't she wearing a collar?
Kid: What collar?
Neela: Did you just say 43?
Ray: Ok... what've we got?

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episode 8 - a shot in the dark

Neela: This is gonna bounce.
Ray: Woah, that's a lot of zeros.. *looking at cheque*
Neela: Tuition is expensive.
Ray: No wonder you're still sleeping on Abby's sofa. You know you can defer paying off your loans till after you finish your residency?
Neela: Not this one, this is for my father.
Ray: What? Your dad's leaning on ya?
Neela: It's for my brother's university tuition, my parents put me through school so now it's my turn.
Ray: They can't wait until after residency when you're making the real money?
Neela: Is there something you need, Ray?
Ray: ... How would you like to work Christmas for me?
Neela: I'm already working New Year's.
Ray: You do Christmas and I'll take your New Year's eve.
Neela: You'd work New Year's eve?
Ray: It's important for my mom to have us all together on Christmas! Come on, I'll take Ramadan for ya.
Neela: I'm not muslim, I'm sikh.
Ray: Well great, I'll cover whenever you wanna take a 'sikh' day.

Sam: Number six gloves, Dr Barnett?
Ray: Seven and a half...
(Neela standing between them-vague attempt at trying to impress?)

Ray: Hey! You're... late, we went on at nine!
Neela: How could you just leave like that?

Ray: I'm sorry, what?
Neela: You abandoned that kid.
Ray: I signed out my patients when my shift was over...
Neela: To Abby. You should've signed out to me, I knew the case.
Ray: You were busy.
Neela: You thought it was quick and easy, well, it got complicated Ray.
Ray: How did it get complicated? The kid wanted his dad to have surgery.
Neela: Well how long did you discuss it with him, two minutes?
Ray: He understood everything.
Neela: His dad's not having the surgery!
Ray: Why not?
Neela: Because you weren't there. His mum gave him a hard time about it and he gave in.
Ray: Did you at least talk to him?
Neela: Yes.
Ray: Well, all he needed was a little hand-holding Neela I mean, God, is that so hard for you?
Neela: Look, don't turn this around and make it about me, you promised to help him.
Ray: No I told hi-
Neela: You know it's not my job or anyone else's to keep your promises.
Ray: My shift was over.
Neela: He was counting on you!
Ray: I had a gig.
Neela: Screw your gig, medicine isn't a day job!
Ray: This coming from a girl who was selling hotdogs three months ago.
Neela: I was off at seven. Abby was off at seven. But we were still there taking care of our patients!
Ray: You know what? We would never leave the hospital if we had to stick around to tuck in every patient.
Neela: I'm not talking about every patient, I'm talking about one kid. It was the most important decision of his life! He trusted you, and you left!
(Ray looks at her leaving with guilty face, and then goes away)

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episode 9 - 'twas the night

Ray: Listen up everyone, the vans are here to take you all to the Holiday Inn!
Neela: Ray..?
Ray: That is right! Thank the mayor, there'll be plenty of food, and remember; it's all good at the Holiday Inn!
Neela: Liar.
Jake: It's working, only the sick ones are staying.
Neela: Don't give him any credit. Very good, trick the needy.
Ray: What? It's a holiday, and they're going to some place that's like an inn.

Carter: Hey Ray!
Ray: I'll get Neela, my shift's over!
Carter: Neela's backed up.
Ray: I got a plane to catch!
Carter: I'm not asking!

Neela: I thought you had a plane to catch?
(Ray has a "I'll do the right thing this time" face)

Ray: Hey!
Neela: Hey, it was cool what you did with that little girl, telling her about your brother.
Ray: Yeah, I think it helped, although I don't actually have any siblings.
Neela: Why does that not surprise me?
Ray: So social work's got Maddy, Carter says I can go, can I sign out Harry to you?
Neela: I thought you already missed your flight.
Ray: Oh, I'll go standby, don't want to disappoint mom on Christmas.

Ray: 'Sup!
Abby: Hey, I thought you'd be in Miami by now?
Ray: O'Hare's a mess, no seats until tomorrow.
Neela: Miami? I thought your mother was in Philadelphia?
Ray: Hey it's snowing, come on!
Abby: Hey if it's snowing, that means it's warming up!
Neela: You knew he was in Miami?
Abby: He's got a girlfriend that lives there.
Neela: I worked his shift because he gave me some sob story about his mother!

Neela: *throws snowball* ...Miami?
(Ray is very up to continue the snow ball war, but Carter says that they need to get back to work)

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episode 11 - only connect

Neela: Nine hundred dollars for a studio in Andersonville...
Pratt: What happened? Abby kick you out?
Neela: No... yes...
Morris: When's she coming in?
Neela: Shift starts at two.
Morris: You know I've, I've missed her... what.. I ha.. I have.
Ray: Well I just got a two bedroom sublet on North and Oakley for just a thous' a month.
Neela: Wicker park...
Ray: Yeah, but my roommate just flaked out on me so...
Pratt: Oh, back in rehab huh?
Ray: You wouldn't happen to be interested in uhm...
Neela: You mean you and me?
Ray: Mmm... five hundred's better than a grand.
Neela: Thanks, I'll think about it.

Neela: No windows at all? Shared bathroom, is that even legal here?
Frank: Abby finally kicked her out?
Neela: Well, how much a month? ... *slams phone down*
Ray: Oh, it's ugly out there.
Neela: You usually do early shifts right so you can go for gigs with your band?
Ray: Yeah, yeah, and if you stick to your late shifts and your overnights...
Neela: Weeks could go by and we might never see each other...
Ray: Months, even........ welcome, roomie!
Neela: ... God, I'm gonna regret this.

Neela: I've found a place... with uh... Ray, actually, so I'll be leaving at the end of the week.
Abby: Well, take your time, there's no rush, and by the way, are you nuts?
Neela: Yes, yes I am.

Neela: (to Abby) So, random question, do you ever get crushes on people you work with?

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episode 12 - the providers

Neela: Need some help?
Ray: Yeah, come on down!

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episode 13 - middleman

Neela: Ray, the plumber came and the shower's fixed.
Ray: Oh, hallelujah, I love you!
Neela: You owe me eighty bucks. You ready to sign out?

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episode 14 - just as i am

Neela: Ray, when you get home, take the back stairs, the front ones are kinda frozen.
Ray: You didn't shovel?
Neela: You're kidding right? Oh, and the kitchen window - I couldn't get it to close all the way.
Ray: Meaning...?
Neela: There's snow in the kitchen, a bit of a buildup actually, so you might want to try turning the oven on and leaving the door open.
Ray: So it'll melt?
Neela: It's just a suggestion.
(Ray looks at Abby)
Abby: She used to be my roommate.

(At the end there's a scene where Ray, Carter and Neela go to talk with a patient with drugs problems. They end up fighting each other because the husband was offended for the suggestion of his wife being an addict. While Carter fights the man, the woman hits Ray with a basin, making him hit the floor. Neela then grabs a bed pan willing to knock the woman, until she says to herself "what the hell am I doing?", and then the security guard takes the pan off of her hands. Then she crouches down next to Ray to check he's ok, and he jumps as something clatters next to him, and she leans in with a reassuring arm on his shoulder. She reaches out to try and control the situation a bit, all the while keeping that hand on his arm.)

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episode 15 - alone in a crowd

Neela: See you later, Ray!!
Ray: You headin' in?
Neela: Yeah!
Ray: Uh uh.. ok, wait up, guys. I'll give you a ride! I'm working tonight anyway.
Neela: I thought we were trying for opposite shifts?
Ray: I had to make a switch. We have a gig on Saturday, I'm sorry..... is it ok with you if the guys stay here? Cool!

Neela: Living with Ray is, how can I put it? Loud, messy and a bit crowded.
Abby: I told you to take your time moving out.
Neela: Oh it's not as if it was any better at your place.
(Abby la mira...)

Neela: Shut up!
Ray: I'm serious, Morris is applying for chief resident.
Neela: Morris is an unethical, talentless dolt who surrounds himself with sycophants.
Ray: Well, maybe he should forget resident and run for president.
Neela: Pratt should get the job.
Ray: Do we need any coffee?
Neela: ... Mr Davis? Where are your children, I don't see them outside... Mr Davis, wait! You're supposed to be with your kids, Clayton's got a concussion, he needs to be monitored all night by an adult!
Ray: Hey, wait up, man!
Neela: You need to stay with Clayton tonight!
'Sr. Davis': I ain't got no kids, the oldest one gave me seven bucks and told me to pretend, that's all.
Ray: Pretend what?

Ray: Look, if the kid had the smarts enough to hire someone to be his dad he's probably gonna be pretty responsible about monitoring the concussion.
Neela: Yeah but why would he lie about his father?
Ray: Maybe his real folks aren't such prizes, maybe he didn't want them to know about his brother's injury.
Neela: Yeah but.. he filled out the form, do you think the address is correct?
Ray: Well Duluth's a real street, but it's a crappy neighborhood to pretend to be from.

Neela: 442, that's it.. yeah.
Tucker: Who is it?
Neela: Tucker it's Doctor Rasgotra from the hospital!
Ray: Hey buddy, your folks around?
Tucker: Get up you guys! Get up! Come on, get up, they're gonna take us now!
Bridget: What for?
Neela: Tucker...
Tucker: Wake up, Clayton! Remember, I told you they were gonna split us up if they found out. Get your coats on.
Neela: Tucker, where are your parents?
Tucker: There's just my mom. In there.
Ray: Miss Davies?
Neela: Oh god...
(Ray protects Nee with his arms and walks closer to the bed)
Tucker: She got sick.. a week ago.

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episode 22 - the show must go on

Neela: You look tired, you should go home.
Ray: I wanna be here when my friends wake up.

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